Implied Bazinga

Don’t you just wanna have insanely talented, unbelievably grounded, gorgeous blue-eyed babies with this man? Ugh. If he gets any prettier, my ovaries will implode.

[Photography by Brian Hutchison]

Oh, Jim. When you look THAT fucking sexy, other men are not amused. JSYK.

[Photography by Adam Olszewski for TV Guide]

Feel free to tickle my ivories anytime, baby.

(I know, I know. I should be ashamed of myself — except not really — for going all Wolowitz on our beautiful guy, but fuck. With that glare and those fingers, I’m not … I don’t … I CAN’T EVEN.)

[Photography by Emily Shur for People]

Executive Producer Bill Prady on The Big Bang Theory’s 100th episode (airing 19 January 2012):

“We went back to the Pilot, and we looked at moments in the Pilot and wanted to see if there was a way to reflect those moments and echo those moments in the hundredth episode. I think we found a neat way to do it — you know, to go back to the very central dynamic of the show, which is Leonard between Sheldon who wants to pull him out of the world and Penny who wants to pull him into the world. We wanted to see if we could find that moment, and I think we found a way to do it.”

Turchiano, Danielle. “The Big Bang Theory’s 100th Episode Secrets Revealed.” Examiner.com. 16 December 2011.

[Photo of the 100th script by @billprady. Pilot script by @fancollectrgeek. Thanks, geektastic boys!]

He’s the air I would kill to breathe.

[Fuck-yeah-awesome photo by Saboteur. Thanks, man.]

Executive Producers Bill Prady and Chuck Lorre on Jim Parsons:

BP: Jim walked in and auditioned. And he, you know, it was one of those things where it was … it was —

CL: Startling.

BP: Startling. It was so good, I think … I think you said, “I don’t think he can do that again.”

CL: I didn’t believe it. Yeah, I was like, shocked. And I said, he’s got to come back ‘cause maybe he just got lucky.

“Quantum Mechanics of The Big Bang Theory: A Behind-The-Scenes Look into Geek Chic.” The Big Bang Theory: The Complete First Season. Warner Home Video. 2008. DVD.

And just like that, I want to be an androgynous robot named Maria from a 1927 Fritz Lang classic so freaking bad.

[Photography by Chris Buck for Rolling Stone]

Will Penny and Sheldon hook up on the show?

“I’m not even gonna hazard a guess. I just love to say it out loud. Will Penny and Sheldon hook up on the show? Is there a God?”

Lyford, Kathy. “Big Bang Theory: Jim Parsons — ‘Everybody has a little Sheldon in them.’” Variety.com. 13 November 2008.

Gorgeous ocean blue eyes. Intoxicating lips. The slightest hint of a hell-yes-please five o’clock shadow. Sexy Adam’s apple. Crazy hot leather jacket. Lemme-rip-‘em-off-you layers. Thud-worthy slouch jeans. Impossibly exquisite hands. Hands. HANDS. (Did I say ‘hands’ yet?)

Aaand there goes the non-alien parasite induced localized vascular throbbing.

Damn.